Jack Bauer facts
I knew about those Chuck Norris facts that memed their way about the web a while back, but no one told me that there were Jack Bauer facts. Some are likely rehashes of the earlier Norris facts, but they still made me giggle a bit.
- Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
- Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
- As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
- Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
