December 2010
Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uh... yeah.
Jill: [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card.
[raises his eyebrows]
Andy Stitzer: [Covering] Oh! Yeah... right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: [Stunned] Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'".
Andy Stitzer: [Embarrassed] Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.
Jill: You are never going to meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!
Andy Stitzer: Who the... Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off, all right? And stop with the inquisition.
Jill: That's how you talk?
Andy Stitzer: You know what? I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch! Know what I sayin'? So, shit, man... fuck it!
Jill: [to Jay] You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
Jay: I don't hang out with him! I work with him and that's it! I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself. I don't mess with him, baby. That's not me.
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your ho on a leash.
Jay: Oh, bro, I can't let you talk...
Andy Stitzer: Hey!
Jay: I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
Andy Stitzer: Hey, hey! Bitch's running wild, man.
hellaproper asked: sophinie, it rhymes with minnie. and youre tiny like a mouse. cool poem huh
hellaproper asked: sophinie, it rhymes with minnie. and youre tiny like a mouse. cool poem huh
Anonymous asked: u hella sexy!
Anonymous asked: u hella sexy!
2011 Resolutions:
STAY BADASS
FUCK SHIT UP!
At least this is one list I know I can fully accomplish.
Jack Harerra - It’s Over Now
You gotta let...
“No longer will tens of thousands of Americans be asked to live a lie. [Our...”
– Obama at the signing of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. (via highlow)
brother: sup
me: what's up
brother: Nada just chilling outside of planned parenthood
me: well, that's something you don't hear everyday.
Quantic - Archipelago
It’s as if this song...
“Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs,
Being purged, a fire sparkling...”
– William Shakespeare
LANGUAGES GOING EXTINCT FASTEST IN 5 REGIONS... →
Losing languages translates directly into losing knowledge, Harrison added. “Most of what humans know about the world is encoded in oral languages. When we lose a language, we lose centuries of human thinking about time, seasons, sea creatures, reindeer, edible flowers, mathematics, landscapes, myths, music, the unknown and the everyday.”
2010? GTFO.
I pray one day I can look at my clock and say ‘good morning’ rather than ‘good night.’ The rain is pounding, the wind is screaming, and the tree won’t stop knocking, but those aren’t to blame. These past few days, more so than other days, I have been staying up until ridiculous hours (6:15 AM?!), laying in bed flooded with memories of the past 12 months....
“People tend to think that happiness is a stroke of luck, something that will...”
– (via tiffandknee)
Watchstevedub:
My Story, please reblog and spread the word!
You’re legal. I want to be your friend.
Bilal - Sometimes
Sometimes, hey Slim, you should...
“Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.”
– VICTOR HUGO, Les Misérables
Beautiful literature. His writing can be a bit meticulous, but it’s absolutely necessary to the plot. I can honestly say, I feel myself wanting to be a better person because of it.
The Foreign Exchange - Maybe She’ll Dream Of...
