February 2009
I twisted my fucking ankle
heels + stairs + a few drinks = FAIL
January 2009
My phone bill is $17 this month...
Weird. Not complaining, but just sayin.
GPOYW would be so much easier
if they had the option where you click on posting a photo and they had a “take a picture with your webcam” link so I don’t have to take a picture, save, then go through my files just to upload it… just a thought.
It is easy in the world to live after the world’s opinion, it is easy in...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
+ followers - followers
it’s funny how many people follow me because of my retarded rants, and sometimes weird ass picture/link posts. what’s also funny is how many people unfollow me when i post pictures of me and my bf. maybe people can’t stand sappy stuff like that. can’t win them all.
the preview that made me fall in love with the show.
I just went onto abc.com to look for the show...
and they took it completely off their site. I’m so sad.
I just did my makeup on the MacBook's Photo Booth
while watching videos on hulu. Oh technology, how well you treat your nerdy, yet stylish women.
Long Distance Relationships
The distance isn’t really the problem. The family telling you it is is the problem.
Obama inauguration Obama inauguration: Words of... →
“… Jon Favreau, 27, is, as Obama himself puts it, the president’s mind reader. He is the youngest chief speechwriter on record in the White House, and, despite such youth, was at the centre of discussions of the content of today’s speech, one which has so much riding on it….”
Blow Job X-Ray's →
holy shit @ first picture
holy shit
proactive works. thanks jessica simpson.
Sometimes I wish I were a cop
so I can drive like an asshole.
SAN DIEGO
SUPER CHARGERS!
ass so fat you can see it from the front
– mos def
The great blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut...
– Seneca (7 B.C. - 65 A.A.)
A piece of godiva chocolate a day
keeps the boys away. fyi.