July 2008
Incubus To Go On Hiatus →
theoisjonesing:
for some reason this only makes me somewhat upset. i mean these guys have been around pretty consistently since i was in fucking 6th grade. so a hiatus for them is seemingly a break to me. i love this band still, but they seriously are one of the only bands who can say they want a break and deserve it.
June 2008
3 weeks down.
rossflorida:
It’s been 3 weeks and it feels like I’ve been here for months…Not really……
Miss you Ross :( 11 more months to go! <3
8==/==D
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the fuck is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Reading? Psh.
Finishing up “The Ultimate Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy,” and ready to start “Deception Point” by Dan Brown.
Has anyone read Deception Point yet? I heard it’s a good read.
Three Jobs
nosleep:
I applied for three jobs here in the city. I’m qualified for all three, though my hunch is that at least one of them can’t pay me what I desire.
I really do want to stay in the city.
If the right opportunity comes up in the next couple of weeks, I’m going to stay. If not, I’ll leave.
Story of my life.
Hello, Suor sdei, Hola, Allô!
zelnox:
sophiniesom:
(English, Cambodian/Khmer, Spanish, French)
I’m signed up for two language classes for next semester; Spanish & French. Hooray! Khmer was my first language. Learned English through ESL and hooked on phonics (lol). I took 5 years of Spanish (HS and first year of college) so it’ll be nice to restore that into my brain. French - well it’s the second primary language in...
Watchlibbylovesnyc:
I literally laughed until I cried when I watched this!
Relationships.
I’m starting to realize how lonely I am. I’ve got great friends and a wonderful family most of the time, but this July, it’s going to be about a good 3 years since I’ve had a strong romantic relationship. I miss it a lot. I really do.
I’ve just been taking it as some sort of sign that it’s not the right time or place; that I can’t look for it, I just have...
“In the trial of a pornographic Web site operator, the defense plans to show that...”
– What’s Obscene? Google Could Have an Answer - NYTimes.com (via peterwknox)
“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people....”
– Buddha
(via onemoretimewithfeeling)
(via antikris)
Top 50 Cult Books →
overit:
cool list!
(bg5000:timv)
George Carlin mourned as counterculture hero →
ideas:
Incredibly sad news. I’m so glad I got a chance to see him perform. Comic legend. Defender of free speech. Insightful and intelligent. America could use so many more like him. I’m very upset to hear he’s gone.
“But I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens...”
– George Carlin (via azspot) (via marco)
fred-wilson:
Travel - Thao - We Brave Bee Stings...
Professional Swimmer/Diver
Holy shit! These women on the finals have big upper body muscles and really nice asses! I’m half jealous!
100 Must-Read Books →
(via mirza)
8.8.08
I’ve been watching finals for the Women’s 3m Springboard, and I CANNOT WAIT for the Olympic’s this year!
Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech at Harvard
whoisjaime:
“I’d like to thank the Class Marshals for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to Harvard it cost me $110,000, so you’ll forgive me if I’m a bit suspicious. I’d like to announce up front that I have one goal this afternoon: to be half as funny as tomorrow’s Commencement Speaker, Moral Philosopher and Economist, Amartya Sen. Must get more laughs than...
RYAN GERBER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN GERBER! =)
My favorite knock-knock joke
DJANDREW1: Knock knock.
NYMAG: Who’s there?
DJANDREW1: 9/11
NYMAG: 9/11 who?
DJANDREW1: You said you’d never forget.
San Diego
vinh:
I rode the Amtrak down to San Diego this morning. The train ran an hour and twenty minutes late. We were asked to transfer to another train due to technical difficulties in Solana Beach. I wasn’t disappointed with being behind schedule, I was bummed when outlaws on horses didn’t come riding up to rob our train. That’s what happens when you ride trains right?
I’m sure Amtrak has a...
Firefox 3
Just downloaded the new Firefox. I must say… Preeeetttty damn cool.
“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly killed Hip Hop. That shit...”
– Ice T on the sad state of rap music