November 2007
Jacob: lol
Jacob: and vimeo has /upload/video and /upload/photo
sophiniefresh: /upload/porn
Jacob: /upload/sophinie
sophiniefresh: /upload/porn/sophinie
Jacob: more like
Jacob: /porn/sophinie
Jacob: amirite
Jacob: /porn/sophine 404 not found :( :( :(
October 2007
“We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. ”
WatchRest In Peace Robert Goulet
“Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit”
Watch“BRING IT ON IN TO OMLETTEVILLE”
“The work goes on, The cause endures, The hope still lives, & the dreams...”
Jacob: so i was watching the news at the sushi place today and bush was walking around some house in rb
Jacob: i think it was that house by karls house
Aaron: oh ya he came down today
Jacob: yea we also saw these military helicopters with a bunch of other ones around it so i think it was bush and arnold
Jacob: thats the closet ive been to him, and he was like 300 feet above me
Aaron: i think if i had a choice, id rather meet arnold than bush
Jacob: lol
Jacob: but thats just because you want to meet the terminator
Jacob: haha
Jacob: if you met bush you could meet the REAL terminator
Aaron: hahahaha
Aaron: hahahaha
“Please pray for our fire fighters…”
Dare to Dream
How beautiful must a woman be before she no longer needs love? How many times does the average man need to see Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, and Elle Macpherson nude to block the pain of rejection? No matter how we try to suppress it, our need for love is inescapable. Behavioral scientists have discovered that even people who focus almost exclusively on impersonal sex – porn, phone sex,...
“love is a disease of the imagination”
– ?
“If awkward moments were an Olympic Sport I’d be on a box of Wheaties by...”
– Captain Derek (WA)
Jack Bauer facts
I knew about those Chuck Norris facts that memed their way about the web a while back, but no one told me that there were Jack Bauer facts. Some are likely rehashes of the earlier Norris facts, but they still made me giggle a bit. Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. Superman has...
ho ho ho
sophiniefresh: tis the season
jacobbijani: to get fucked
“When you love someone, you do not love them all the time in exactly the same...”
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh [via joshuatuscan]
The Eightfold Path
1. Right View. The right way to think about life is to see the world with wisdom and compassion. 2. Right Thought. We are what we think. Clear and kind thoughts build good, strong characters. 3. Right Speech. By speaking kind and helpful words, we are respected and trusted by everyone. 4. Right Conduct. No matter what we say, others know us from the way we behave. Before we criticize others, we...
“you are ridiculously easy to stalk”
– jb
